Catering For Pessimists, Underachievers, and Failures

The Pessimist’s Mug ™

Our basic model is screen-printed in white on glass. ("Pessimist's Mug" and our URL printed on the opposite side.)
Recommended for basic pessimists.

MG-001$9.95

ALSO AVAILABLE:

Our Executive-Edition adds a touch of elegance with the artwork itself beautifully etched, with gentle bevels, into the glass face. ("Pessimist's Mug" and our URL etched on the opposite side.)
Once available only to Despair Inc. executives, it is now available to the public for a limited time.
Recommended only for the most discerning and/or gullible among you.
MG-002$19.95

Dysfunction Lithograph

PERFECT FOR:

- Distilling most 12-step programs into one very pungent epiphany
- Bringing closure. But with a slam
- Those seeking to dump someone who can't bring themselves to say, "It's not you, it's me" because oh man, it's him (or her), and it's time he (or she) heard it
- Disaffected college students

AVAILABLE AS:

- Dysfunction Lithograph, $15.95

- Dysfunction Framed Lithograph, $89.95 (w/shipping $109.95)

- 12 Dysfunction Notecards with envelopes, $15.95

Underperformance Award Plaques

$49.95 with your choice of insult: Adversity, Agony, Apathy, Bitterness, Blame, Burnout, Cluelessness, Conformity, Dare to Slack, Defeat, Delusions, Despair, Disloyalty, Disservice,Doubt, Dysfunction, Failure, Futility, Humiliation, Idiocy, Ignorance, Incompetence, Ineptitude, Insanity, Laziness, Losing, Mediocrity, Misfortune, Mistakes, Pessimism, Pretension, Problems, Procrastination, Stupidity, Trouble & Underachievement.

Another Dissatisfied Customer Cap

$14.95

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Last revised: 14/08/01