Everything Else…
And here we find, well, everything else.
A goodly smattering of all the bits and pieces which
surround the interviews & reviews in HermAphrodite, and one or two articles
published elsewhere.
Such as… a Thought (or two), Spam
gifts, a letter from my aardvark penpal,
some top
tips, further proof that Bert Is Evil,
banishments for Room 101,
suggestions as to how you know you’ve watched too
much ‘Buffy’, teachings from the Book of Deuteronomy, poetry, an in-depth look at the influence of William Burroughs on subsequent generations of heroin users, snippety bits
of silver screen trivia, eulogies, the zines’ middle-pages crosswords, the peculiarities my spellcheck has tried to remodify perfectly contented words into,
musings on music censorship, History
Mole facts, a picture of someone
that despite appearances is not
Stewart Lee, some utterly fantastic words
(‘zyzzyva’?) to help you win at Scrabble, a penguin adventure, things to laugh
out-loud at, shabby pop lyrics suffering childish
sarcasm, and of course, any number
of ideas as to Ways
to Torture Shed7.
So whether you feel like looking at a picture of one of my
friends dressed as an Arctic yeti, or studying a
critical appreciation of CamperVan Beethoven’s ‘Take The Skinheads Bowling’ (it’s an off-chance you were looking for either, but one
aims to please), here, you’re covered…
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
And
They Think That I’m Weird…
(photos
I have taken of weirdness I have known)
(to test your grid-bound knowledge of movies, gay slang, and Beanie
Babies)
(to show you[bits of] my life in words
& pictures)
(looking at Curse Tablets, ‘Junk’, Aztec cannibalism, Arthurian Legend
& Monty Python…)
(the horror that happens when PC-correctness gets above itself…)
(pictures
of funny things…)
(snuffled-up history facts from the top-soil of time)
(the obligatory links-to-other-sites page)
(poems
‘n’ prose ‘n’ pictures)
(real items you can buy: gifts from Heinz & Spam®…)
(miscellaneous article gathering; Python, vampires, censorship, the
Millennium Dome…)
(Christopher Price…)
(select banishments for an Orwellian hell – hello Jo
Whiley, so glad you could drop in…)
(bits of writing about penguins and faeries and pop-starrs,
oh my)
(banging on about censorship, Glastonbury 2001, the Millennium Dome, violence in music…)
(worldwide weirdnesses; movie trivia, shark facts, carrot
fun, Goofy musings, naughty cockroaches…)
(ponderings on all things pertinent to my brain; expect plentiful
sarcasm and ‘Buffy’ musings then…)
(my aardvark penpal)
(a selection of highly intelligent suggestions)
(childish ways, misheard ways, Dream City Film Club ways…)
(lettery fun; quotes, hipster- slang, Pratchett-glories, childish
sarcasm, helpful foreign phrases)
You
Know You’ve Watched Too Much XXXX When…
(how to spot the ‘Buffy’/Izzard/’Labyrinth’/MTV/’Withnail’/Monty
Python/’Spinal Tap’… obsessives)
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Last revised: 05/12/03